Dear girl who wrote me hate mail,
I sincerely appreciate the time and effort you took in concocting the comment in response to my blonde post. I can see that I have clearly offended you by taking up so much of your precious bandwith. It must be exhausting to continue reading a blog you hate, and even more exhausting to take the time to respond to everything online that bothers you. But, if I may, I was hoping you could clear something up for me. Won’t take but a minute-I promise.
You refer to me as a ‘trollop’ who doesn’t know how ‘to stay under the radar’. Now, I was hoping you could clarify the radar in question. If I understand your complaint correctly, you wish me to be a subtle prostitute? I mean, that’s a tall order.
Also, and this one was a treat-you stated ‘you are the stupid t#%t that makes the rest of us blonde girls look stupid’. I believe the insult would have been better received had you been less redundant with the adjective you so intuitively chose. Just a thought though, not judging. We’ve all got to stick to our own style after all.
I do appreciate your clarification that you were not actually asking me to commit suicide. Had you done so, I may have taken you as seriously as you seem to think the rest of the world does, and my dog would have been left an orphan. Overall-it would have been an unfortunate incident, and I am happy to report that I am still alive and kicking.
That’s all I suppose,
I wish you the best of luck in the rest of your blog-surfing commentary